tardis-impala:

mistercoventry:

what’s the UK gonna do once their 8 actors die

they don’t die, they all regenerate

(via fallenfordeceit)

bollykecks:

Two very funny jokes:

• The Queen’s Jubilee
• The Olympics

(via dr-doctorow)

Attention World, there has been a rule change.

catoniss:

From the treaty of the treason:

In penance for you giving us low points in eurovision, each country shall offer up male and female athletes between the ages of 18 and 35 at a public ”Reaping.”

These athletes shall be delivered to the custody of London.

And then transferred to a public arena where they will Fight to the Death until a lone winner remains.

Henceforth and forevermore this pageant shall be known as The Olympics.

(via dr-doctorow)